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| | | "It has been 3 months since using the Colonix program and I have not had to take one pill for the GERD or IBS or Colitis in over 90 days!!!" | | | "OK So here it goes. I have had colitis and IBS for about 10 years. In 2001 I developed a severe case of GERD on top of all the rest of my digestive problems. My Dr. placed me on a variety of meds from aciphex to a series of OTC gerd relief products, but what I found is that each one would work for a short time and then I would have to switch meds or double the doses. I was fed up with the bouts of constipation and then diarrhea so I called my friend who is getting her masters in holistic nutrition. She told me that my gut was so unhealthy that what I needed to do was cleanse and then replace the healthy bacteria back into the stomach and intestines. I found DrNatura's website by doing a search and when I read the testimonies I said what the heck, anything is better than how I feel now. So, I bought the treatment for 1 month because I really didn’t believe it was going to work. I did it faithfully for the entire month and although I didn’t notice anything gross being expelled, I did for the first time in 10 years have normal bowel movements and I lost 7 pounds! It has been 3 months since using the Colonix program and I have not had to take one pill for the GERD or IBS or Colitis in over 90 days!!! I just ordered the program for my husband who has a severe case of GERD and my sister is ordering too! Thank you DrNatura! You gave me my health back!" - Natalie V, Pine Bush, NY, Apr 3, 2006 | | | | | "The bloating that I experienced has gone and so are my cravings" | | | "I discovered your product information 2 years ago (2004) and shared all the information on Colonix with my family and friends. I did not try the product myself until 2 months ago (February 2006). I am now asking myself, ‘what took so long?’ I have been completely satisfied with the results of my two month program and looking forward to the third month.
Everything that everyone has said in their testimonials is true, so I won't go into detail about my discoveries. I will say that the bloating I experienced has gone and so are my cravings. Keep producing a product well needed and your customers will keep coming." - M.Sabir, StoneMountain, GA, Apr 2, 2006 | | | | | "Since I started the program I have lost a total of 8 pounds" | | | "Since I was about 14 years of age I had problems moving my bowels. After just a week of being on the cleansing program I have notice lots of changes. I am no longer feeling gassy or puffed swollen. The best thing from the program is that I am very comfortable. I rise every day feeling great and go to sleep feeling great as well. I am very thankful that I found the web sight. I am a happy customer. The best of all since I started the program I have lost a total of 8 pounds. Thanks DrNatura, I will be a customer for ever." - Sheileen C., NewCastle, DE, Apr 1, 2006 | | | | | "Today is my 12th day and how much waste that is being removed from my body is just totally unbelievable" | | | "We work for the government and I noticed DrNatura boxes all around our building, so I inquired about the product. Little did I know it would change my life, how I feel and lose the weight in my mid section. I was hesitant at first because of the fiber; Metamucil has stopped me up on several occasions. However, when my co workers started to inform me about what is coming out of their waste, I knew I needed this product. I have been overweight all my life and I was beginning to get IBS. I shared this information and website with my girlfriend who I wanted to try this with me, so I ordered two boxes of the product.
When I received the product, I was on a fast with my Church and I was only consuming water for 5 days, well the product was pulling waste from my body as if I was having three meals a day. I knew then that this product was good for me and was removing toxins, and waste that had been stored in my body for years. Today is my 12th day, and I am going regularly (3 times a day) and wow how much waste that is being removed from my body is just totally unbelievable. I plan on purchasing this product for my sister in law who had chemo and she wants to remove those toxins from her body.
I feel absolutely wonderful, and I plan to do another month and I will faithfully do this cleansing once a year. My thanks to you for saving so many people and giving us the opportunity to feel good and look good." - Patricia D., Lawrenceville, GA, Mar 31, 2006 | | | | | "My stomach went down, the gas is gone, no more headaches, no more foggy vision, no more back pain" | | | "THE BAD: Wow! I don't know where to begin. First, I would like to say that your product is great! I've been having stomach problems for over a year and it was the worst pain and feeling that I had ever experienced. It all started in October when I felt nauseous and light headed. I couldn't eat anything and I lost a lot of weight, but it was really scary because I thought I was pregnant. I went to my doctor office to take a pregnancy test (blood and urine) and I went back like 3 or 4 times because the symptoms didn't subside. The tests came back negative. After awhile, my stomach was cramping and hurting all the time, my back was hurting, nose bleeds, I had 2 asthma attack episodes, flu like symptoms, I would get tired from climbing the steps, headaches, I was constipated (I would strain to go to the bathroom and little pebbles would come out), GASSY – I MEAN GASSY (my stomach would make a rumbling noise throughout the day and night), my vision was foggy and I was sleepy all the time like I was pregnant. My stomach began to swell and I new something wasn't right because I would get bloated really bad when I finished eating. I didn't use the bathroom at all, so whenever I ate it never was eliminated. NEVER. Throughout all of this, I gained weight and my stomach was bloaty. When I went to bed at night, the GAS got worse and it was very embarrassing because I'd be laying beside my boyfriend trying to hold in from passing real bad poop noises. I couldn't sleep because of the pain.
THE GOOD: I started the product on Monday, March 13 and Tuesday morning I went to the bathroom and it stunk for real; it smelled like old garbage. All I can say is; my stomach went down, the GAS is gone, no more headaches, no more foggy vision, no more back pain, no more nose bleeds and I go to the bathroom with ease. THANK YOU JESUS! I lost maybe 2 pounds because I was able to fit in a pair of jeans that I couldn't fit in January. To be honest, I do not have the heart to look in the toilet (one day I will have the heart) because I would freak out if I did. So, I cannot tell you what came out but I know some parasites were eliminated. I'm sold on your product and I will continue on to the 2nd and 3rd month. My abdominal area is still a little fat so I know there's some built up left in there." - Kim R., TempleHills, MD, Mar 31, 2006 | | | | | "I can't believe the difference in my body: energy, clean bowel movements, no side effects or discomfort, regularity" | | | "Thank you. Plain and simple....THANK YOU. Your product is great. I am almost finished with the first month and I can't believe the difference in my body: energy, clean bowel movements, no side effects or discomfort, regularity...I could go on about the specifics but there are plenty of folks who have given you this already.
I eat well and I exercise, but I knew something just wasn't right in my body. I have a mild form of diverticulitis and I thought it would only get worse. Well, I NO LONGER have the symptoms associated with this condition. I feel energized and clean.
You folks are great and if I feel I need to do this again, I will be sure to contact you. Additionally, the duty was no big deal (I am in Canada, eh) and I have passed your information on to other friends both here in Canada and the U.S. Thanks again for thinking about helping people have healthy colons and taking our ‘crap’ serious." - Kirk K., Ottawa, Ontari, Canada, Mar 29, 2006 | | | | | "I did see on the fourth day something that looked like some sort of worm nest" | | | "This testimonial is real and no one paid me to write it!! This Colonix program really truly works!! Today is day 7, did not expect any immediate results. However when walking outdoors to take out the trash this evening I realized my feet and ankles did not hurt anymore and there was no stiffness or bone pain in my legs when having to sit still. WOW! Also and this is strange but I see better. Another effect is having no desire for anything sweet, like nightly binges on Reese’s cups or candy bars and actually desiring healthy food!!
Before beginning this program I was extremely lethargic and required at least ten hours of sleep to function the next day. Having been diagnosed with hypothyroidism and my doctor saying my thyroid levels were consistently borderline low seemed to explain it, but I just could not shake the gut feeling (Ha!) that a real cleanse was in order before anything else was ever gonna work right. Will update and see in a month if there is any beneficial effect on my thyroid function.
Have not seen anything thrashing about like Shamu in the bathroom toilet, but I did see on the fourth day something that looked like a mass of mashed up green peas with 4 inch long white strands of medium spaghetti packed in it like it was some sort of worm nest. The mass was shaped like a U-joint, you know, the bend in any pipes where debris tends to clog. So I am assuming it was lodged in the larger bend of part of the colon maybe, sucking away nutrients. GROSS!! Totally gross!! The ‘scientific’ part of me always wins out so that is the main reason I even have the nerve to look! Couple times have passed tiny black seed looking masses. That is my experience so far!
I trust this product and it really works well. Expected the fiber to taste like ground up card board but it tastes good!! Thank you DrNatura and company for a product vital to building good health. You have a customer for Life!! Thank you!!!
Apr 17, 2006 Elizabeth's update:
“Dear wonderful People at DrNatura, thanks for all the wonderful Blessed work you do!! Your Colonix Program works miracles and I have ordered Paranil Jr. for our little ones!! Hope you stay prosperous and happy and in business because we sure do need you for education and real health. I began three month cleanse on March 22. Bathroom adventures are out of some sci-fi movie!! While not looking too close have so far passed quite a few nests of small white worms like rice, the white spaghetti looking quite healthy (until they met Paranil) round worms in their mashed green pea colored stuff, some red tomato skin stuff with triangle shapes Don't know what those are!! If anyone knows please tell me. Also black seeds in clear jelly like stuff. And more.............
Thanks to DrNatura's Colonix Program my skin is more rosy colored instead of yellow. Have just noticed that fact today and have only been on the Cleanse for three weeks!! Also my ankles have stopped swelling at the end of the work day and I am less itchy. Thank you. This is a real program that works and hope you have great sales and business!! All the Best to you!! Really super appreciate the Fiber you sent to me and wanted to thank you!!!!! Could not believe you were so generous. You have a customer for Life!!" - Elizabeth S., Tampa, FL, Mar 29, 2006 | | | | | "I never knew something like that was in me!!" | | | "I wanted to let you know I have started the ‘cleansing’...and was very skeptical about what would happen. However, in 3 days, WOW...I never knew something like that was in me!!! The same thing as in the website pictures is what I am seeing. It’s totally gross, yes, but thank you for your product. I did read about taking it easy on the tea at first, but I over did it. You need to watch how much time you let the bags steep, for sure!! I learned...
I do enjoy the way all the products smell...very nice. I am hoping for good results, and it does seem to be working, but its only been 3 days so far. I just wanted to let you know!!" - Gregg G., Alta Loma, CA, Mar 29, 2006 | | | | | "The pain in my joints decreased, my energy increased" | | | "Sometimes I have difficulty swallowing capsules. The first month on the program, I broke open the capsules and added the contents with the fiber. I read that adults can use the liquid form of Paranil Jr as well...
Thanks so much for such an amazing, effective product that really does deliver (no pun intended) everything it says! Keep up the great work you are doing! By the way, I was diagnosed with fibromyalgia a couple of years ago and I realized that during the program, the pain in my joints decreased, my energy increased and the tea truly helped me go into a deeper level of sleep so that my body woke up feeling refreshed and revitalized for the first time in ages – without the use of sleeping pills the doctor was trying to push on me! Feel free to use this as a testimonial on your website as I am curious to the response of other fibromyalgia patients to see if they have experienced the same miraculous effects that I have. God bless!" - Kelly A., Mar 29, 2006 | | | | | "Within the first few weeks I started seeing some rubbery looking things leaving my body, and LOTS of worms" | | | "Hey there everyone! I just finished drinking my tea for the night and I have been dying to write a testimonial! First of all let me say that I am only 18 years old, have been in good health all my life except some depression and anxiety, I always played sports and eat very well compared to lots of people my age. Anyways for the past few months I had really started to feel constipated and never was going like I knew I should be. I heard that you only had to go every few days and I thought that was nonsense because I knew to be healthy means you have to take out what you put in. Anyways within the first few weeks I started seeing some rubbery looking things leaving my body, and LOTS of worms. I knew I must have worms before I started the program because I ALWAYS craved sugar!!! I could never get enough of it! Well now that feeling is gone, I no longer feel like crying if I can’t have that cookie. Now all my constipation is gone, I had some minor cramping the first few days but it wasn't anything that I couldn't handle. I also would like to add that I had a growth spurt a few years ago and I got some stretch marks that just wouldn't heal that fast, and I’m not overweight and never have been. Anyways since the cleanse they have almost completely healed up!! Its amazing to me! I also never wanted to finish a full day of school because I was constantly exhausted, it was so bad. Now I have lots of energy and I never go home early anymore. So I've gained energy, renewed health, and lost constipation and all those disgusting parasites, I will always do the cleanse every year, and I feel so lucky to have found it at such a young age, because I won't have to suffer with this for years and have my body slowly deteriorate. I was right though, you are never too young to do a cleanse, and I’m not even on my second month yet and I'm this happy!" - Anonymous, Vienna, VA, Mar 28, 2006 | | | | | "My headaches are gone. My tiredness is actually even controllable. My food is digesting, no more heartburn" | | | "A good friend I work with introduced me to your product. I have Multiple Sclerosis. Before I found out I had MS, I always had problems having bowel movements. I would go one to two weeks without having bowel movements. I have been to probably 20 doctors, I’ve even had surgeries. Doctors kept telling me it was my imagination, or everybody’s body is different, and my favorite ‘Let me write you this prescription (for Miralax).’
After finding out about the MS, I just began to accept the fact that I just was not gonna go everyday like everyone else. Things would get so bad that I would start having heartburn, headaches, indigestion, bloating and numbness. It was absolutely miserable. I was even in bad moods a lot of the time. Not even knowing everything was related to not having normal bowel movements.
As my friend was telling me about DrNatura, I was skeptical. The more she talked, the more curious I became. She gave me the website. I went online and read a couple of testimonies. Browsed the site. Then I became interested. So I ordered a trial. I was like, ‘what do I have to lose?’ I started March 7. Today is March 28 and I feel 300% better. I immediately had a bowel movement within 12 hours. The weight loss is amazing in just 2 weeks people are even commenting on my weight loss. My headaches are even gone. My tiredness is actually even controllable. My food is digesting, no more heartburn. I should be on a billboard for you guys. It’s no cramping, I’m just going very naturally.
Thank you DrNatura for a change in my entire life. I feel as though my prayers have been answered. I have even beeng sharing with the members at my MS meetings. You will never know how different I feel." - Ashlie F., Harvest, AL, Mar 28, 2006 | | | | | "I am just grateful for how much better I feel" | | | "I am amazed, changes took place immediately with me. I took it on a Saturday morning. Yes I felt the sluggish feeling and slight headache all weekend. By that Saturday afternoon I started going. That Monday I woke up and felt so much energy, that is what I am grateful for and still do.
First week two power dumps (that is the best description) every morning, and started eating healthier, it was like my body wanted that, I didn't care for junk food. Drank lots of water. Felt so much better I could eat a full meal, instead of taking one bite of something and feeling full and bloated. Face broke out for a couple of days.
Second week, still doing great and same, bowel movements different color, and different things in it, etc. Stomach gone down a lot, and pants a bit looser. So far it is everything everyone says it is.
Start of my third week which is what I am in now. Everything going well, feel so great, mind is clearer, skin is so much softer, feeling great! The bowel movement this morning shocked me. I went like every morning, wiped and on the toilet paper, was the long rope thing that looked exactly like the pictures on your site, exactly about a foot long, I wasn't expecting that, figuring everyone is different, that might not happen to me.
I am just grateful for how much better I feel. Your products are great, the fiber mixture in the morning is wonderful tasting, easy to drink, and that tea I am addicted to, it is so relaxing, I drink it and my body gets all tingly and relaxed. I will keep you updated." - Lisa P., Jupiter, FL, Mar 27, 2006 | | | | | "Did a little investigating and there were what looked to me like several miniature livers in there..." | | | "3/11/06 – After reading about the product I decided to purchase the 2 month program. Awaiting its arrival while continuing to read more testimonials and learn more. In the past 3 weeks I have had 3 colon hydrotherapy sessions as the guinea pig for my wife who was a bit nervous about the process. She has been suffering with symptoms resembling fibromialgia and cadida and I want to help her find relief from all her pains and issues. When it comes to natural remedies and eating well, I am the black sheep of the family. My brother is a naturalist & acupuncturist and my sister is a shiatsu massage therapist. They eat right, exercise...you know the type. They always have lots of boxes of herbal tea in their pantry and other odd foods that are good for you. As for me...I work at a desk, work long hours, get little to no exercise, eat what I want when I want, am 50 pounds over weight (OK...OK...65 pounds...gimmie a break) don’t smoke anymore, don’t drink anymore, don’t do drugs anymore...you get the picture. I suffer from almost daily headaches, fatigue, lots of gas, bloating & usually have a daily movement that is sometimes a bit of a chore. I’ve got dogs, a cat, 2 kids, married, mortgage, blah, blah, blah. You get the picture. So as time goes by I will be logging my experience and progress using the Colonix for 2 months of cleansing fun and excitement. My promise to you...I will always be honest, as graphic as need be and will be very straight forward. Did I mention that my wife the skeptic is a scientist? Well she is, so fear not people...she’ll be watching my progress/reaction to the cleanse with an eagle eye! Meanwhile...I will patiently wait for the shipment.
3/16/06 – Well, today I had colon hydrotherapy #4 and the secret word of the day is ‘GREEN!’ Yup...the lady at the colon hydrotherapy clinic was most pleased to see green. Was not Kermit the frog green, more like the color of dull green nuclear waste. Anyhow she told me that it was the sign that my large intestine is looking more healthy! Talked to her about if she had heard of the Colonix program and she was familiar with such programs but not Colonix specifically. Still awaiting the arrival of the Colonix. I should have gotten it priority mail...hate the wait. Meanwhile my wife is talking about using the month # 2 kit I bought for me so I guess I will have to order two more months worth. By the way, I do have the rash/patches of skin bumps that I read in the testimonials that some people get from Colonix...but I am getting it from the colon hydrotherapy... interesting.
3/20/05 – Got the product today...will start with tea tonight steeping for 2 min.
3//21/06 – Took as directed, no cramping when I awoke...3 or 4 small movements from tea I would guess but nothing else all day. No cramping. Man... that's a lot of water to drink...will take some getting used to drinking so much. Steeping tea 2 min. Don’t notice any gurgling or screams from dying worms coming from my stomach.
3/22/06 – No overnight cramping, went #2 after being awake for ½ hour, normal & loose. Wife still trying to figure a good time to start cleansing program, is in traffic for 1 hour daily & doesn't want to get stuck without a bathroom to run to. Launched a 5" sub tonight that had some white looking vermicelli/stringy things in it. Pulled & inspected...not sure if they are worms or tiny bits-o-lining starting to emerge. Will say this much...it's a solid 6.98 on the gross-o-meter! Finished the fifth of 5 colon hydrotherapy sessions today...all clean in the large intestine best as I can figure. Not much to report otherwise. No cramps or excessive gas, just the headaches everyone seems to mention but not unbearable! Noisy stomach gurgling sounds too by the way. Kirk out!
3/23/06 – Woke up, within ½ hour I had 2 movements...both loose, sent email to DrNatura to see what I can do to change that. Oh, just remembered...I had 2 bowls of Captain Crunch late last night (Duh..this could be clue # 1) Moving on...Day 3 and I weighed myself...can it be so? Scale shows I am down 3 pounds? Probably water weight but still nice! Found out I was drinking too much water...changed water glass to an 8 oz. cup. This should help things along.
3/24/06 – Up early to take care of the kids getting off to school. Felt ‘natures call.’ What the hell was that in the bowl afterwards??? Did a little investigating and there were, what looked to me like several miniature livers in there...like 1 ½ inch chicken livers or something. They did not break up like regular stool. Finding it difficult to be patient but that's the name of the game here...it'll happen when it happens.
3/25/06 – WE’VE GOT CHUNKAGE !! Yup, I struck pay dirt!! OK, here's the scoop on the poop. I stayed up late last night to read more testimonials on the DrNatura website in hopes of reading a few testimonials by those who were a bit slower at seeing any real results....just as encouragement to keep on going. This morning I awoke with no headache of which I suffer daily usually caused by 4 previous car accidents and having been struck by lightning three years ago...yes lightning. So I feel only a slight urge to go #2...and it was a fairly sizable poo. Naturally I was curious so using a Q-TIP (will switch to a chopstick next time...need more length & distance) I checked it out... and OH MAH GAWD!!! What did I see? Lumps of and strands of black, old intestinal rottage from the Ken Wolfson museum of natural history!! The shape & formation tells me it's the rotted lining from a cove in my intestines. The length was only 2 inches at best on some but there was plenty of proof. Poking around yielded more and more but finally I said OK that's enough...I am convinced that this stuff is working...patience is the key here...so I'll just give time some time. I have been feeling something that feels like slight movement, not painful mind you, in my intestines...but mostly it just feels like it is hot in a tiny area inside. I feel energetic & happy! How about that! I am very excited about upping the Colonix fiber and Paranil tomorrow which is day 6. By the way...my diet intake has not chanced much except that I seem to have lost my taste for soda. I used to drink several cans of Coke a day. Don't even miss it! I have more energy than I know what to do with...what the heck is all that about. I have not felt this good in a long, long time! So far only one ‘movement’ today.
3/26/06 – On day six of the cleansing and have therefore, as is suggested in the instructions increased to 4 Paranil caplets and a full scoop of the Colonix powder. Upon waking there was no immediate urge to ‘go’ so I waited and in ½ hour it was time...More really disgusting stuff that I poked at and inspected with my trusty Chinese carry out chopstick. Discovered more black, hard, rubbery, disgusting smelling intestinal death sludge in lengths of 2 to 4 inches and about 1" thick in some areas...none of the award winning longer pieces like you see in the DrNatura website pictures...yet! Me thinks they will be coming though. It's all mixed in with the dooky so those of you looking to see if you are getting rid of the rotted intestinal lining will need to put on you Captain Sewage badge, get on your knees and run your own long utensil or chopstick through the dookey to see if it ‘unwinds’ and if the intestinal sculpture is there. It does not look like anything of this world and trust me on this...you will know if it is there! Only 1 movement today and so far am very comfortable aside from being bloated & impatient for the carnage of marathon poopage to commence ! More later. 1 hour later...went to bathroom again... little bit o' pushing and there ya go! More brown & black stuff that is so thick & hard there is just no way my body would ever have dissolved it in one lifetime...and it is only day six!!! I am amazed to say the least & horrified by the prospect that this product was never suggested by my doctors!!! If there was stock to buy in this company...I would buy it without hesitation! Very impressive! Will continue my updates to Colonix weekly. Should anyone care to write me concerning my experience with Colonix (I know how much of a skeptic I was) feel free to write me at KENWOLFSON@GMAIL.COM and I will be happy to answer your questions honestly.Mar 31, 2006 Ken's update:
“3/26/06 – On day six of the cleansing and have therefore, as is suggested in the instructions increased to 4 Paranil caplets and a full scoop of the Colonix powder. Upon waking there was no immediate urge to ‘go’ so I waited and in ½ hour it was time. More really disgusting stuff that I poked at and inspected with my trusty Chinese carry out chopstick. Discovered more black, hard, rubbery, disgusting smelling intestinal death sludge in lengths of 2 to 4 inches and about 1 ½" thick in some areas....none of the award winning longer pieces like you see in the DrNatura website pictures...yet! Me thinks they will be coming though. It's all mixed in with the dooky so those of you looking to see if you are getting rid of the rotted intestinal lining will need to put on you Captain Sewage Juinor Achievers badge & hat, get on your knees and run your own long utensil or chopstick through the dookey to see if it ‘unwinds’ and if the intestinal sculpture is there. It does not look like anything of this world and trust me on this...you will know if it is there...! Only 1 movement today and so far am very comfortable aside from being bloated & impatient for the carnage of marathon poopage to commence ! More later. 1 hour later....Well went to bathroom again... little bit o' pushing and there ya go! More brown & black stuff that is so thick & hard there is just no way my body would ever have dissolved it in one lifetime...and it is only day six!!! I am amazed to say the least...horrified by the prospect that this product is not more well known. If there was stock to buy in this company I would buy it without thinking twice! Very impressive! Will continue my updates to Colonix weekly. Should anyone care to write me concerning my experience with Colonix (I know how much of a skeptic I was) feel free to write me at KENWOLFSON@GMAIL.COM and I will be happy to give you my honest evaluation & answer your questions honestly.
3/27/06 – Had weird abdominal pain 1:00 am that I eventually realized was cramping and after a short BM moved more intestinal lining...some larger segments & odd shape gross stuff connected together by what I can only describe as...well...I just can't even describe it...’simply disgusting’ will have to do. Went again after awaking, no rush to the bathroom...just a normal morning movement. Really experiencing no headaches which is truly amazing as I have suffered with them for so long...really bad ones!!! Have an overall good attitude and feeling of wellness and only on day 7! Evening report: all day no bathroom break needed...pizza for lunch and tonight at 10:45 nature called again...what I found upon inspection almost made me barf! Again, plenty of pieces of intestinal lining, mucous, along with something that looked like a miniature lung or liver. I broke down & laid it out on a magazine (finally that National Geographic subscription came in handy!) I got too grossed out to pull any more out of the commode but this should hopefully serve as proof of results at only day seven. I have no doubt that I am adding years onto my life!
3/28/06 – Steeping tea for 6 minutes at a time, using a heaping scoopfull of the mix. Went to bathroom this morning (always a sick type of ‘show & tell’ adventure) more lengths of intestinal lining & assorted death looking stuff. The description I read on the Colonix website in a testimony sticks in my mind and has proven true ‘looked like a small string of Christmas lights dipped in chocolate.’ Gross? Yes...but I am so glad this poison is getting out of my system. OK. 11:30PM & time for my evening report. First off...let's talk stink...after 2 kids worth of doody diapers, raising countless Labrador Retrievers from puppies, working on and replacing sewage pumps on numerous 600 passenger dinner cruise boats that I was captain on I thought I knew stink. Matter of fact...stink and I spent a lot of time together through out the years. You get the idea. Now listen closely when I say this because it is a powerful statement...I HAVE NEVER, EVER IN ALL MY YEARS SMELLED SOMETHING SO VILE, GROSS, HORRID, PUTRID, FOUL, NOSE HAIR CURLING, VOMIT INDUCING, NASTY OR RETCHED AS THE DAILY PARADE OF INTESTINAL LINING / ROTTAGE THAT I AM EXPELLING FROM MY BODY! If stink was a country, this would be its president! I went to the bathroom 3 times today and the last time being 20 minutes ago. The stench still fouls my sense of smell. So many sections of what looked like hunks of liver & internal organ looking things connected by what looked like clear caulk, muck, and other really disgusting lumpage and chunkage that I just do not have the words to even describe. Oh hey....get this....I was describing my evening of bathroom anthropology to my wife (I could tell she was almost going to hurl....so I continued naturally!) and as I was describing how amazing it has been to not have migraines & awful crushing headaches everyday I actually started to tear up & almost started crying! Now, I ain’t no wussy folks, but this stuff is for real and is taking away the torturous daily agony that has haunted me for years! To actually know & see that the poison that would have eventually and undoubtedly killed me one day is leaving my body feels like I'm getting a new chance to live a better life, a longer life and most importantly a life that feels worth living and less like a sentence to serve! When I tell you that there are connected/linked lines of lumpage that look toxic & beyond horrifying leaving my body as a result of DrNatura's Colonix you can believe it....I swear this on my eyes !!! No sudden bathroom urges to report...this is a very simple daily routine that has so far required very little effort on my behalf and after only one week of being on this product I am simply amazed that there are some people I talk to about the remarkable experience I am having who simply can't handle, conceive or believe of this concept. I will most likely and very sadly stand over their graves one day thinking ‘this could have probably been avoided had they only been more mature and open minded to trying this product!’ That's how strongly I feel about this product and YES...After only ONE WEEK ! UN–FREEKIN-BELIEVEABLE! Guess I will keep telling them though...It's not just my responsibility...IT'S MY DOODY!
3/29/06 – Morning report, morning movement uneventful except for the thin 1/3" hair thin whitish ‘things’ of which I saw about 10. Worms? Parasites? Almost called the cops!! YIKES! Oh and found black pebbles also in the bowl. No...not the Fred Flintstone ‘Pebbles’...these were things that looked old, were somewhat hard and resembled the Goobers/Raisinet's candy. Very Odd! I am feeling somewhat lethargic today and it is only just after 1:00 pm. Also...sadly had headache all day since 1:00 pm. Had to sleep a lot to escape the pain. Nothing new to report until now...it's 11:20 pm and time for the evening report. Went #2 again about 15 minutes ago with amazing results. No wonder I had a headache all day long. Tonight I expelled a record setting 32 inches of intestinal death complete with what looked like thin white things...worms? Who the hell knows. Naturally being the intrigued/disgusted junior detective I am it seemed a perfect photo op. This time I put a tape measure so you could see that this account is not an exaggeration. Seems that increasing to the full scoop since day 6 is really doing the trick! I wonder how long my intestines are...( in Captain Kirk voice) ‘How...much more...can...come out!’ Tea steeping for 6 minutes has me walking, not running to the bathroom within ½ hour of being awake....Time for tea and bed.
3/30/06 – Welp... 5 movements today, back to no headaches which is really nice! I simply cannot believe how much intestinal lining is coming out. Every time today there has been lots and lots of ‘lengths of old intestinal lumpage!’ This is outstanding folks... my results are just like thousands of others...just another Bozo on the bus!! And here I was almost 2 weeks ago a very skeptical consumer! It is amazing that, in this world of way too many empty promises and sad realities, that such an excellent product emerges and really does what it says it will do!!! DrNatura, you can keep your money back guarantee, no way would I ever return this product...nooo way!! Forgot to mention...my breath has really been a challenge to keep minty fresh lately...probably due to the cleansing. Feeling a hot sensation on my intestines this afternoon. Oh and get this...I passed a...um...a movement that was mostly all slimy mucous with some pieces of a ¼ inch wide & 1 ½ inch worm segment. Actually, not sure what the heck it was...will look up what a tapeworm looks like on the web and confirm. I wonder what will happen next! Imagine that... butt mucous & tapeworms...the other white meat!
3/31/06 – Nothing much to report. Normal morning BM as it should be...floating brown & fluffy. A bit tired today, felt like I was in a brain fog. I took 3 hr. nap. No headaches today!!” April 1, 2006 Ken's update:
“Entered my 3rd week on the cleanse and have been sending in my testimonials weekly and was delighted that you were so thoughtful as to send me a free can of the mix. That was really so nice of you and I wanted to thank you for such a kind gesture. I am thrilled with the cleanse...still trying to get it to my body's liking but honestly... it's been amazing! I do hope you will use my testimonials & updates in your website and I am happy to report that my wife is on the cleanse and my parents are planning on it!” Apr 7, 2006Ken's update:
“Here is my week 3 update of being on the Colonix cleansing program! I continue to be amazed. Including more photos and will send one in of myself soon. Will continue weekly updates. Thank you for putting my testimonial on your site...I am 100% sold on your product!! :)
4/4/06 – NOW STARTING WEEK #3 Nothing new to report today, felt a bit run down and ‘foggy’ and thinking about increasing the mix to 2 scoops. Will contact Customer Service at DrNatura tomorrow about that. Normal movements...some intestinal lining pieces but nothing noteworthy.
4/5/06 – Went #2 within ½ hour of being awake...horrible smell and more long (4" to 10" ) pieces of intestinal blech! Always so happy to get that stuff outta my body! I am reacting very strongly to sweets now. I used to crave sugar and now my body reacts quite sensitively to it by forcing me into a nap or making me very tired all at once! So...sugar is only eaten in very small doses and avoided if at all possible. Went to bathroom again 1 hour later...brown, floater & plenty of it. Increased mix this morning to 2 scoops, washed down with 2 eight oz. glasses of water!
4/6/06 – Seeing the results of the 2 scoops this morning and have already made 2 trips to the bathroom...plenty more (14") of the gross lining. Made trip # 3 to the potty mid-day today...Guess I am seeing an increase in poopage due to the increase in the scoopage! Rough day otherwise...Headache, exhausted & needed 4 hour nap, woke up in evening with headache & kinda foggy headed. Will try drinking more water and see if that helps any. Probably take Advil as well. My dealings thus far with this DrNatura company have been excellent...superb help & they are very generous too!
4/7/06 – WELL HOLY CANOLLI...No frickin' wonder I was exhausted yesterday. That seems to be my body's response when I am getting ready to move large amounts of intestinal poison out of my body! AND MOVE IT I DID!!! Gotta be some kind of record...but I don’t think there is any way to enter it into a state fair contest! Yes...this one was a photo opportunity and measured approx. 45" in length! YOWZA! Took photos to prove it. I feel 100% better and the fog has lifted! Again, the smell was atrocious and the relief I now feel is astounding! I recommend chopsticks if you are going to be checking things out in the ‘bowl’...better for distance cause you don't wanna be touching this stuff. I have no interest in picking up this stuff with my hands...Playtex gloves, surgical gloves or even ice hockey goalie mitts! Wife is in school and chose to stop (against my strong suggestion otherwise) until school ends and she can do the program without fear of being stuck in beltway traffic here in Baltimore which makes sense. Turns out she is one of those who is sensitive to the tea and feels better being within 500 feet of a bathroom. Rolling my eyes right now but what's a guy to do...I support her decision and will encourage her in 6 few weeks when school is over! Going to weigh myself this morning out of curiosity...stomach feels & looks more flat & I just feel great! If my body was an engine with all this filth inside it the engine would have seized up and died long ago! No way can I believe that a body could work in a positive manner when it is struggling to just keep on going...same as an engine. I am amazed I was still alive with all this energy robbing filth inside me! I am a customer for life! Evening update: expelled another HUGE amount of the Gob-lee-gook...man...this is an amazing product! Went out tonight for Chinese food & sushi...ordered an iced tea !!! For as long as I can remember I always had a coke with lemon when I went to a restaurant. The thought of a coke or any soda product just is totally unappealing to me now!!! Ate lots of sushi...feeling full but not sick like I used to! Overdid it with the sushi but c'mon...it's an all you can eat sushi bar...what's a guy to do? Time for tea and bed! Including photos of today’s award winning bathroom carnage! " - Ken W., Reisterstown, MD, Mar 26, 2006 | | | | | "I know you will see great results & feel great like me" | | | "I just wanted to send a little note to let everyone know how I feel. I am on my 3rd month in a row of this DrNatura cleanse. I want to thank-you for giving my life back. My doctor tested me & said I had IBS & put me on meds after a couple of months the meds did not even move my bowels. I told him that the meds no longer were working, he said to add an herbal fiber pill. After five months of all those pills every day sometimes several times a day I said that’s enough plus my bowels moved only sometimes. I felt really bad ,sluggish, sick all the time, bloated, aches & pains. I thought I have to take charge of my life. I said forget all the tests and meds from the doctor. I started getting Hydro Colon Therapy done once a week it worked and I felt better, this was $65.00 each time I went. I was surfing the web & found this web site I said I have to try this so I did the first of this year 2006. WOW this is the best money I ever spent...I feel great the best in many, many, years thanks to this DrNatura cleanse.
I move my bowels at least 2 times a day. That’s a great feeling since never in my life has that happened. This cleanse is so easy and every part of it tastes great. This 3rd month of my cleanse I am still moving all kinds of stuff thru my bowels I am not going to be real graphic but I really feel better knowing the toxins, worms & everything else are leaving my body. Since the first of this year 2006 I have really made life style changes cleaning out my body is very important plus I feel 150% better because of this cleanse & better food intake & lots of water.
Please, if you are thinking should I spend money on this cleanse, I say you better if you want a better life, the things living inside of us make us sick & make sure commit to 3 months in a row. I know you will see great results & feel great like me....Thanks DrNatura this cleanse is the best." - Angel W., Pennsville, NJ, Mar 26, 2006 | | | | | "After taking Colonix for only a week I was feeling amazing, like the poison I had been filling myself with was finally leaving me!" | | | "I am a notorious skeptic. I look at the product, google 12 or 13 similar products to find the pitch, then disregard them completely. In reading I found that none were the same as this, and that none offered a warranty. Imagine, a warranty on feeling better! So I tried it. I eat (ate) fast food about 5 out of 7 days a week. Soda was my only source of water. Basically I was headed to an early grave or diabetes, one of the two. On starting your product, I wasn’t too hot on the idea of making shakes for breakfast, but I mixed them with fruit juice and bananas and it was actually pretty good. Hated taking pills, but that’s a personal thing for me. I'll admit, I wasn’t very strict on following the directions every day. Skipped the tea once or twice, missed the pills in the morning. Always took the shake though. The results were still ASTOUNDING.
I had spent everyday feeling absolutely nauseous, and bloated from my horrible diet. After taking Colonix for only a week I was feeling amazing, like the poison I had been filling myself with was finally leaving me! And I no longer craved fast food and sugar like I did before. I could actually make it through the day without a soda and a candy bar, but also found that I could enjoy one if I wanted to, without the usual gross feeling. My failing was that I stopped after a month. I started feeling so much better, I felt I didn’t need it anymore. I was WRONG!! It took years to build all this up, I was crazy to think it would be gone in just a month! I started feeling not so hot again...not as bad, but not as great as I was feeling before. I don’t think I have ever been so excited as I was the day I saw that brown box waiting for me the second time around.
Try it once to see how it works, but DO NOT STOP AT ONE MONTH!! I appreciated the effects of following the instructions to the letter the second time around, and I just ordered my third month. Don’t go through that ordeal though, order a second month even if you’re feeling better. You won’t regret it!! Keep up the good work guys, I'll be looking for you in another thirty days!! (P.S. No aliens or anything for me, but the quantity of what left me when I took your product was so mind blowing that I found myself calling people just to tell them about it! Unbelievable!)" - Joshua S., Jacksonville, NC, Mar 26, 2006 | | | | | "I lost 3 pounds and my stomach is FLAT!" | | | "I am a 22 year old female and I was having so many problems! I felt like I was way too young for feeling so tired all the time, constipated, a lot of gas and other things. I was gaining weight and felt ‘yucky’ most of the time. I started taking this product skeptically. My mom gave it to me but I didn't really think it would do anything. A week and a half after using this product I was definitely amazed! I felt like a fog had been lifted off of my body! I didn't need naps, I didn't have upset stomachs, gas, constipation! It was great! I now have a lot more energy after being on it for 2 weeks and my husband has even noticed the change. I can't believe that what I saw came out of me! I also lost 3 pounds and my stomach is FLAT! I would recommend this for anyone! This product has changed my life." - Jennifer, FarmingtonHills, MI, Mar 23, 2006 | | | | | "I began seeing results the morning after I started the program" | | | "Gosh! Where, do I begin? With the 'dookie' orgasms? Or how about the much needed increase of energy? Maybe even the flatter stomach, and lost weight! Oh, please believe, when summer hits, I'm never wearing a shirt. I began seeing results the morning after I started the program. I was having bowel movements like once every three days before I started this program. Man, I'm 'using' the bathroom like 4-5 times daily, now...I practically live in the bathroom! And I'm not mad. It's amazing all the crap coming out, when I have barely eaten anything at all. I was so happy, that I immediately told my mother, and she and a friend went half on two programs. I tell you what, I'd be happy to be a sponsor for this program. A paid sponsor! Can I get a job! I'm joking! Unless you're gonna give me a job! But for real, I am very satisfied and would recommend this for anyone thinking about a cleanse, and for people who have no clue as to what is living and dying in there bodies. I will continue spreading the word!" - Eric H., VirginiaBeach, VA, Mar 22, 2006 | | | | | "I feel more energetic...this product truly did everything that it said it would" | | | "Well I have been having stomach problems since I was 20 and can never remember being regular at all. Since I have been using the Colonix program I can say that I go at least once a day and always rather large amounts. I haven't experienced any weight loss as of yet, but I have only been taking it for about 2 weeks. I feel more energetic and my husband has been having some adventures in the bathroom. I really can say that this product truly did everything that it said it would and I am grateful and happy. Thank You." - Gwendolyn T., NewportNews, VA, Mar 22, 2006 | | | | | "I saw my first ‘tiny’ worm on day 8 or 9 and then a 10" worm followed about day 11" | | | "I thought I would wait to submit my testimony after my first 30 days! Wow! It has been a great experience! I was a little afraid, at first, to begin the program for fear of the 'anacondas' that I knew were lurking inside my body. I just didn't know if I would be able to handle seeing that type of thing leaving my body, but I was determined to get started. I began the journey and the product was so great tasting. I mixed it with a 'very vanilla' soymilk and it tasted just like graham crackers! The tea, at night, was pleasant-tasting and afforded me a great night's sleep!
The first week was pretty uneventful, but the second week...Whoa! I saw my first 'tiny' worm on day 8 or 9 and then a 10" worm followed about day 11. You know, I really wasn't as freaked out as I thought I would be. In fact, I was really happy to see them depart! I also took a picture and showed it to my fellow co-workers to whom I had been talking about the product. Ten (10) people have since started the program from my job!
My husband, Clint, was pretty skeptical at first. He had started on another cleansing program from which he wasn't having great results. So, he decided to try yours. He is now a 'very satisfied customer' as well! We will both be customers for life! Thanks so much for developing such a great and effective cleansing program. We're both feeling wonderful!" - April B., Snellville, GA, Mar 16, 2006 | | | | | "I saw the mucoid plaque tonight. I couldn't believe it" | | | "Unbelieveable!!!!! I am 35, and I have had problems with IBS for years, either constipated or having severe diarrhea. It wasn't fun. Recently my stomach problems got much worse, so I began searching the internet for some answers. I had become nauseous all the time, vomiting constantly, and gaining weight. Weird, huh?
My Mom told me to go to the doctor, but I knew what would happen – all sorts of awful and EXPENSIVE tests. After reading through your site several times I decided to buy the cleanse program and give it a try. I thought a cleanse would be a good idea, and was very impressed with the information and testimonials I read on your website, but of course the pictures were a bit hard to believe (and I've been a nurse for over 10 years).
I have only been on this 4 days!!! I am still taking only 1/2 the full amount, and I saw the mucoid plaque tonight. I couldn't believe it. I looked over and over. Yep, 2 thick, 8 inch long, RUBBERY pieces of the nastiest stuff I've ever seen, and after only 4 days!!! I CAN'T IMAGINE HOW MUCH MUST BE IN THERE.
Can't wait to see what happens by the end of the third month – you’ve got a believer here!! And I love the tea – it tastes great and makes me sleep good!! I will keep you posted! Thank you for creating this amazing product." - Aimee K., Menard, TX, Mar 16, 2006 | | | |
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"What a great product. I heard about Colonix from a friend of mine and decided to give it a try. I told my friend I probably wouldn't pass anything because I had gone through a purge about 6 months prior. On the 6th day I noticed something abnormal in the toilet. I passed a rubbery thing about 12 inches long and about 2 inches in diameter. I was so excited I called all my friends to tell them about my bm. I was sure that would be the only thing but in another week here came another one that looked like the pictures on your web site and it really grossed me out. I love the way it makes me feel because I know that I am being proactive in taking care of my colon. I have lost about 10 lbs and have lost the desire for any junk food. My energy level has increased. I also love the effortless bm's. Thanks for a great product and I am a life time user." - David P., Aug 28, 2005 |
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