"..Well, that didn't happen to me. But I felt a movement here and there, and in other areas of my stomach I never felt movement before. I knew I wasn't pregnant, unless there was some magical egg inside of my Colonix mix. Well, I ran to the rest room, and the whole time I was thinking, ‘This is it! It's about to be the big one!’ Then tinkle tinkle went my sprinkle, and ploop. One little tired-looking pellet came from my bum-bum. I was mad, because, like I said, I wasn't a skeptic. But I was scared, and when I finally made up my mind to take the doggone product I was growing impatient, because I wanted to see the backed up waste I was dreading to face. And I wanted to get on the scale the next day and be 40 pounds lighter.

My thoughts were too good to be true. Well that was that day and morning. The next day I took the product, and OH MY GOSH! I forgot that I had taken it, because remember I had had it just sitting there for about a month. Therefore, I did not follow my 8 glasses of water instructions. Yeah, yeah, I should have been drinking that much water anyway, but I'm not going to lie and say that I did prior to finding Colonix. I just didn't, and that's that!

Well, let me tell anyone who is reading this, IF YOU TRY THE PRODUCT THERE IS NO HALF STEPPING WHEN IT COMES TO FOLLOWING DIRECTIONS!!! I hadn't gone to the rest room all that day, and when I did, I was so backed up, I had to take off all my clothes, and throw my leg over the side of the tub, and bend over with my head almost touching the bathroom floor! It was awful. I pushed, and I pushed. And I have never had children. But when you are constipated, you will change your mind real quick. I kept saying, 'I don't want any kids! I don't want any kids!'  The pressure was so uncomfortable I had to stop. I immediately ran to the kitchen to drink some water. But I tired myself out from straining for half an hour and I couldn't even finish one glass. I went to sleep. I heard those weird noises again that sounded like gas bubbles dancing around. But I refused to try to push again.

Day three. I woke up ready to do the right thing. I drank 3 glasses of water before I even took the Paranil. I had my tea in the wee hours of the morning, so I was patiently waiting for that to kick in. I drank more water, and waited about 20 minutes and put my powder in my bottle with juice, and I shook it until I thought it wouldn't be so gritty, and I drank it down. The most that happened was I had the urgency to urinate, because I was still refusing to strain. That whole day went smooth as sweet potato pie. All that was backed up came out smooth. NO PROBLEM. Nothing weird. I just had to keep telling myself that it was different strokes for different folks.

Day Four was on the weekend, and I woke up like I had licked a cube of crack. Translation: I had so much energy and didn't know why. (Oh, take note, I have been a type 2 diabetic in denial for the past 2 1/2 years. I'm not on any medication. But I can tell when my sugar is out of whack because I get sluggish, and tired.) Well, not on day 4. Prior to Colonix I was seriously thinking about going to get checked, because my sugar was either too low, or almost high. Either way it went, I wasn't feeling well for about 2 weeks. Yeah, I know it sounds too good to be true, but the trips to the restroom were very pleasant. I didn't have to run. I didn't have diarrhea. That is what I was really scared of because I work Mon-Fri.

Well, Day 5 was just as smooth as day four, but it was very special. First I had a very small bowel movement that morning. And when I say small, it didn't even drop. I know this sounds gross, but I had to reach back and just catch it in the toilet paper like a baseball. Why did I look at it?  I don't know. But it was astonishing. Why? Because it was the cleanest ball of whatever it was I had ever seen. It just sat there. It was a perfect ball of brown rubber. I couldn't do nothing but laugh, and throw it in the toilet. I looked back again before I flushed, and was angry the tissue was in the way for me to see how it looked once it was in the water. I didn't know if a million worms were going to come out, or if it was going to grow legs, or what. I was skipping around all day, because it looked just like what I seen in the picture gallery on the Colonix website. I probably drank about a gallon of water before 4 o'clock in the evening. It is around the Christmas holiday, so of course, I was out shopping with my best friend. We went to lunch, and I didn't have to go. I was so excited about shopping I think I held it.

Well, just when I saw a good sale my bladder began to fill up and my eyes lit up with excitement. The closer I got to the clothing rack the quicker my bladder filled up. I had to go now, but I didn't want to go. Why women travel to the restroom in pairs beats me, but I told my girlfriend that 'WE' had to get to a restroom fast. (Please don't try holding in your fluids at home.) Well, I went in the stall to tinkle, and right when I was about to get up, my stomach told me that I was not finished. I was so mad, because I had a hard time getting my stockings up, and now I had to pull them back down. Well that's when 'IT' happened: I pushed out the longest turd I have ever pushed out in my life. I knew that it was long, because when it was coming out it didn't break like it usually does. It just kept going and going. Why was I sitting there smiling? I don't know, but I am not lying. It is no joke. I called out, "Girl, I think it's happening.'  My girlfriend was like, 'Oh no. You took that stuff? I don't want to know what's happening! What is it?' I told her, 'I don't know if it's a boy or a girl, but I'm almost done, and I'll let you know.'  She said that she didn't want to know. I got up and looked back, and it was like the gates of heaven had opened up. There in the stool floated a nice, fat, long, anaconda-like looking, massive ring of turd. I wished I had a camera, because one end was light green, the middle was some other color unknown to man, and the rest was that same brown color covered in rubber again. I started screaming, 'I did it! I did it!'  I know y'all are thinking I'm crazy, but I was clapping, and saying 'YEAAAAH' like a little kid. I came out of the stall, washed my hands, and looked in the mirror, while my girlfriend shook her head and told me how crazy I was. I told her I had never been so happy to take a crap in my life. Not to sound so graphic, but it is what it is!

I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it. I wasn't going to write you guys until at least 30 days was up, but it is happening NOW. And I feel so good. My blood sugar is normal for now. My skin is magically glowing because I'm happy. I'm getting these critters and aliens out of me. Now listen, everybody doesn't have worms. So don't let other worm testimonies scare you like it did me. All I could think of was some slimy worm flapping against my cheeks while I went number 2 or 4. I'm sorry y'all, but I keep it real.

People ask me how does it taste? Let me tell you, I wouldn't take it dry. And I wouldn't take it in water. Juice dilutes your thought of it being nasty. It's not nasty. Just drink it fast, like the directions say. I let it sit just to see what would happen, and my fruit juice turned into jelly. You wouldn't want to drink that, or waste a scoop.

Because the product worked so quickly for me I am looking forward to the next 60days, or however long it takes to clean myself out. I think of the end result and that is what keeps me drinking, and going. And I do mean going, literally. If you have any questions to ask someone that will not bite her tongue, please feel free to e-mail me at lauvlee@yahoo.com.  I will keep you posted.

Oh, and by the way, I have lost a wonderful 4 pounds of unwanted matter.  Thank you, DrNatura for such a wonderful product. Now I just have to invest in a digital camera, and try my best to convince my family that they are full of it! Thank you again."
- ShanTelle P., Columbia, SC, Dec 5, 2005

David's Cleansing Story

Continued from the Colonix Program page

"...Okay, I've been very nice up until now on how graphic the poop has been. One day I passed some worms, one was as thick as my baby finger, others looked like spaghetti, and I hadn't eaten any in weeks. Next, I pooped out a bright red and grey terd, and the other one was completely beige. I had to show the wife that one. The next thing, was a grey bag just like in the picture gallery, and it looked like it had a black eye attached to it. Now on the days I didn't forget to take the KleriTea, in the mornings I always pooped out old waste. How I came to that conclusion, it was always grey or brown in color, curled and bent like it had form the shape of the intestine, and some of it you can't break it even with a hanger.

I called the kids in on a couple of occasions because they didn't believe me, so I warned them to come in and hold there noses and when they saw those politicians I had given birth to, my teenaged daughter almost threw up, gagged and ran out, my younger son just yelled out ‘Eeeeeyoooh, daddy you stink.’ And all the time people, when you look at this stuff in the toilet after looking at the size and shapes that come out, you wonder how in the hell did that come out of me, and without hurting. Man, I mean a smooth product!

The last experience I want to share still baffles my mind. Like I said before, I would fill the toilet up to the water line. Well when it was coming out it felt like it was one solid piece because it seemed to never end, but when I turned to examine it looked like thick shredded wheat with a light beige/grain color.

Let me tell you how this product benefits others besides yourself. First of all you don't use up a lot of toilet paper, this means more paper left for the females in your household to use. I mean its like one wipe. Seriously people, you don't experience the endless wipe syndrome because a piece is stuck. Secondly, the wife loves it because it doesn't leave those nasty skid marks in the undies where she has to look at when doing the laundry, now that’s love. Ladies you have to love me and the product for that one (telling the truth).  Men, we're a different kind of animal there, our bodies just leak anal gravy when we sweat, not that we're nasty or nothing. Thirdly, it does the body good you'll be able to tell the difference in your body.

As for the Toxinout, while taking that you could physically see the discoloration in your urine and smell the toxins coming out. When I was sweating one day I wiped my face and the sweat looked like it was a yellowish color. I had some discoloration in my skin, a rash popped up, not painful. From my mother and reading the testimonials I knew that this was toxins exiting my body, even when I smoked, my cigarettes started tasting salty.

In short people, buy the dang product, it's worth its weight in gold. I am a customer for life and will be ordering some of the fiber until next year this time when I will repeat the process with a 3 month cleanse. I referred several of my employees and co-workers about the products, so far 3 people that I know of have bought the product and love it.

Thanks DrNatura! And for all the non-believers, you can post my email address, I'd be more than happy to another spokesperson for this amazing product! DMasonDSS@aol.com"
- David M., Windsor Mill, MD, Jul 10, 2007

David's update...

"...Just when you think more stuff couldn't possibly come out after 3 months on the program, think again. It just goes to show that everyone should still continue the fiber after the 3 month program. There is still gunk that is still hiding or collecting in the crevices of the intestines. How do I know? Because I keep passing waste that is curved or shaped like the intestines. It just feels good to know that collected waste is still being removed from my bowels; my wife says she has never seen someone so excited to take a crap.

I've received many emails from some skeptics, some anxious people, and some that are completely scared because of the pictorial section of the website. One woman even asked was I afraid that I might have expelled something that I needed like an organ? I laughed my butt off, do you hear me! But I reassured her that if I had expelled something that I needed I probably would be dead or in serious trouble trying to find a donor. Well I personally assured the rest that your product is for real and they must follow the instructions ‘to the T.’ Some of the people immediately apologize for email mailing me saying they hope they hadn't disturbed me. People, if I didn't want to answer questions for you, I would not have allowed DrNatura to post my email address. Don't get me wrong, I appreciate the courtesy, but feel free to ask any questions concerning the products.

Boy, you should've seen this morning’s activities. I was going to leave my wife a surprise in the toilet for making me cook dinner last night because it was ugly, but I didn't want to get a call later on this morning from her yelling at me while I was at work. I should've done it anyway just to get a good Monday morning laugh! 

Thanks DrNatura, I'm a customer for life."
- David M., Windsor Mill, MD, Jul 30, 2007

David's update...

"The other day I let my wife read my testimonial on your web site for the first time and she brought up a few things that I forgot to mention concerning some of my other health issues. Actually I didn't forget to mention a thing, but my wife insisted that I share it with the readers. Thanks wife!

Actually the first thing isn't that bad. I use to suffer something awful with GERD, so badly that I would spit up suds of brown matter, get light headed, have heart palpitations. I mean scary stuff...thought I was having a heart attack. I was misdiagnosed once telling me I had a T & A -- I think that's what it is -- like having a mild heart attack or stroke. The next episode, same symptoms I went back to the ER and they told me I had GERD. Next they made me drink the white pasty glue type stuff so they could check and see if I had an ulcer, which I had. The doctors put me on Protonix and I had been on it for years. But since taking the Colonix and the Toxinout, I have not had any more pains due to the ulcer nor have I had anymore bad episodes due to the GERD. Every now and then I get the sour stomach syndrome but I just need to put something on my stomach.

As for the other thing I didn't mention, a few years ago I noticed that when I wiped myself I started to see a little blood on the toilet tissue. Didn't take it too serious because I thought I was just wiping to hard; remember, don't want those skids marks in the shorts. Well a few short weeks after the specks of blood, one day I actually heard a drop. I went to wipe, and brought it up to see bright red blood all over the toilet paper, I stood up and the BM was floating in blood. It was so much blood I thought I was having a menstrual cycle. So I immediately went on sick call (that’s the doctor’s office for you civilians), and told the doctor about my menstrual cycle that happened. The first thing the doctor did was assure me that I was still a man, and I thanked him dearly. He then asked ‘Do you eat a lot of red meat?’ I said ‘Yes Doc, I'm a carnivore man,’ and then he asked, ‘Do you eat a lot of hot sauce?’ I said ‘Yeah, dang Doc you been in my kitchen?’ So he chuckled and said ‘I see this all the time, but we need to be sure that's all that there is.’ The next thing I know the doctor is putting on his glove. I asked the doctor if this was really necessary...ain't there some type of x-ray we can do or something? And he says to me ‘No son this is the only way, so drop trough and assume the position.’

...He took the sample and put it on some piece of paper and went to explain that if it had changed a certain color then it would be a problem, but by the grace of God I was safe. I mean, actually the whole time he was talking I don't think I heard a thing...I was too mad and couldn't think straight. So to make a long story short after I would eat a steak dinner with collards soaked in hot sauce I knew the blood would come. But, I am happy to say people, seriously speaking, I have not seen one drop of blood in my stool since taking this magnificent product, and I still eat meat and potatoes. So I hope my wife is satisfied by me sharing such an experience that I failed to mention.

Another thing I found out about the KleriTea: one of my co-workers had ordered some of the tea and shared some with me. Last Thursday evening I was up late and decided to drink my KleriTea. It was so good, that I said I was going to make another pot. I usually only make enough for one big mug. This time, I reused the same tea bag and made another. Within about ten minutes of drinking the second mug of tea I had to go. People, I didn't know we had boulders inside of us. It slammed so hard it was like a tidal wave, and disgusting. So since then I have been reusing the tea bags and drinking a second cup each night with outstanding results. So readers, you might want to try this method too, it works well for me. Thanks DrNatura, I can't say enough how well this product works. And oh, keep the emails coming, the responses I have received are bananas."
- David M., Windsor Mill, MD, Aug 14, 2007